It recently occurred to me that I haven’t updated my professional “About Me” in over a decade. I suppose I haven’t felt compelled enough to, believing I haven’t much changed in attitude or identity in that time to warrant the labor. Turns out, I was wrong (writ. December 2024).
Have you ever fantasized about a sexual partner who could embody the roles of teacher, lover, best friend, therapist and one night stand into a single experience?
My love of people, the earnest intrigue I experience upon encountering a fresh face, my eagerness to emotionally connect as well as absorb new perspectives and experiences overwhelms me. This makes me not only an entirely unique experience, but in a knee-quivering, lip-biting, mind-reading manner. You’ll leave my company giddy and satiated, feeling as though you’re ready to become the best version of yourself.
A woman who knows who she is, what she wants and what she deserves. A woman strong in both physique and constitution. Your best friend making you double over in laughter one minute, a formidable intellectual opponent who needs you to earn your right to her presence another. Duality. Juxtaposition. Fluctuation. All completely organic to the core of who I am. Whether we meet in a grocery store, at the gym or in a dungeon, you’re getting the same human ready to celebrate, protect and embrace you. Push you, pull you, impress you, lay myself bare.
I get wet for patronizing strip clubs and throwing more stacks than any man. I can initiate and navigate group sex with such ease and grace that it feels expertly choreographed. I cut as sharp a figure in a suit as I do in a dress. I will win an arm wrestling competition at a bar and get us drinks for the rest of the night. I will catch your wrists and pin you to the elevator wall, then show you how to catch mine. I will make you look like a king on the dancefloor while you introduce me to new cuisines. I’m the best first date you’ve never had, over and over again, as long as you can stand it.
I am not your wallflower, your trophy nor your Number One Fan. I am shamelessly, unapologetically myself, and that person is someone who can travel seamlessly through every kind of social circle imaginable. Who can create joy out of the bleak and ease out of the anxious, all while unconsciously magnetizing like-minded communities to herself for everyone’s benefit. Who can make the foreign feel like the familiar.
I can straddle every line, soften every edge, encourage every act of bravery. I am consent-oriented and trauma-informed, overly competent in the ways of fetish and kink. I am your coach, your wingman, your fantasy, your ally. I am both a vacation and an epiphany. Simply put, I am overqualified for just about everything I get paid for, yet I continue on out of pure adoration and devotion. I was made for this work.
Book someone who has an impeccable erotic resume, an unlimited capacity for human connection and an insatiable sexual appetite. I guarantee our introduction will be unforgettable, and not at all taken too seriously. We are allmade for – and deserving of – pleasure. Stop denying yourself; let’s have FUN already!
